There was once an alien who fell from the sky
He could fly and lift a train if he gave it a try
Justice is what he sought
Puns on undies he wore, is what he got
He said to himself: “I was a gentleman. A superman.”
“But now these humans want me to fight some idiot called Batman”
He cursed his wild fame that he couldn’t tame.
Jilted, he flew to a peaceful place where there was no man.
That was the last we heard from Superman.
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